The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Take a card, any card,” the magician says. I take his credit card.
It’s Passover and a Jewish guy is eating his lunch in the park. A blind man sits down next to him, so the Jewish guy offers him some of his lunch—a piece of matzoh. The blind man takes it, fingers it a moment, and says, “Who writes this crap?"
You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z. Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!
Who does a squirrel go to for confession? >!A chip-monk!<
Can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it? Yes, concrete floors are very hard to break.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '