The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“ I said, “This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.