The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
I was driving with my backdoor open. To close it, I accelerated at speedbumps. That way the door will close from the shock. I got fired because the patient fell from the ambulance...
There are some things I can't get a grip on. And that's why I stick to handles.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.