The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
You know what’s really worth its weight in gold? Gold.
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on Sexual morality...... “In moments of temptation,” said the speaker to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: “How do you make it last an hour?”
What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight’s new armor? You’ve got mail
I just got sent down to the stores for 10 metres of electrical wire, 6A rated, five cores (red, blue, yellow, black and earth). Weird flex, but OK.
So a guy and a girl are on a date, when they walk past a pond with swans in it. The girl turns to the guy and says “I can talk to animals.” The guy looks at the girl and says “I gotta see this!” So the girl turns to the swans and says, “HEY SWANS, FUCK YOU!”
Guy walks into a bar Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Alabama." "Anybody with you?" "Nope. I'm Alabama self."
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.