The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.Priest: Don’t make this about you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Let's make this interesting. So we stopped playing chess.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
On my way to work this morning a bird decided to make its home on top of my head. I went to call someone for help but my phone had run out of power I'm now under a nest without charge