The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What film has the best connection? Mulan, there’s only 1 Ping
A dog became a successful lawyer, but has a rivalry with an attorney. One day, the attorney won and the judge threw out the case. The dog said, "Don't worry, I brought it back to him."
A family takes their sick dog to the vet. The vet picks the dog up and studies him. Finally, the vet says "I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to put him down.""Why?", asks the shocked family. "What's wrong with him?""Nothing major", replied the vet. "He's just really heavy."
Where do you not want hide when playing hide and go seek in a hospital? The I-C-U.
What do u give a dog that has high temperature? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog
I hope we are all able to achieve our new year's resolution goals. But, I have a feeling we're going to drop the ball.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Nobel." "Nobel who?" "Nobel, so I knock knocked."
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Almost got on a television show once.... So pissed they cancelled COPS