The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”
Recently, Scientists have shown that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
What burns longer, a red or a blue candle? Neither, they both burn shorter.
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.