The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Dogs invented the Internet. They have used IP protocol long before us.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.