The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
My dad says the only difference between a good meal and a good time.. is where you put the cucumber.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
Kid: Waahhh! Dad, my toy is broken! Dad: Nothing that a duct tape can’t fix. Kid: mmmph.. mmrr...
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.