The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library? It tocked too much.
Why did the turtle go to AT&T because he couldn't sprint
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!