The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
So two men walk into a tie shop The first men asks "Do you want to have a race to see who can put it on the quickest" The second man responds "nah we will probably end up in a tie
From my kids: What do you call a pre meal snack for dogs? Appawtizer
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.