The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Tired of me constantly pretending to be a detective, my wife has said that she wants us to split up... I told her it was a good idea.We can cover more ground that way...
*At the library* “Do you have a book about the discrimination of dwarves?”“Left corner, on the top shelf!”
A man walked onto a plane, holding a vulture. The stewardess asked "What the heck is that?"He said "It's my carri-on luggage"*sorry sorry sorry*
A termite walks into a bar and says... 'Where is the bar tended?'
What should you do if you come across a man eating crocodile? Wipe it off, apologize, and leave him to finish his exotic meal in peace.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what'd you do that for?
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.