The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Would you like the soup or salad? Oh, that sounds much too big for me. I’ll just have the regular-sized salad, thank you!
Why didn't the motorcycles get in the carpool? Because they didn't have trunks
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet... I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
I have the worst neighbor in the World. He keeps on banging on the wall at 3:00 A.M. It's really disrupting my drumming practice.
I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.
Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 😉
Yesterday I tucked some receipts from Bitcoin into an exotic dancer's panties. My first use of stripto currency.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.