The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
If the Swan symbolizes happiness, then what bird symbolizes True Love? The Swallow
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.