The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Haunted House Idea: A room full of women saying "I'm fine."
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.