The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich? It was neck and neck the whole way.
Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What do you call a big shark with a huge dick? Megalodong
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don't turn it on.