The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.