The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today... It drew blood
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake? He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
My middle eastern friend was held at gunpoint. He told me he was able to get out of the situation, I asked him, “How?”He said“Iran”
I ran into a buddy in town earlier today. He only has one arm God bless him, lost it in Iraq. Anyway I asked him where he was off to."To change a light bulb" he replies."Won't that be difficult?" I ask."Nah" he says, "I've still got the receipt".
I read a book about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother fucking gold.
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator? No stepson
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, What do you want? The man says, Oh, just some fruit punch. The bartender sighs and shakes his head, If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line. The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'