The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
A guy is sworn in as a witness in a court case. Before the attorneys start to question him, he gets the attention of the judge. Witness: Excuse me your Honor, but could you tell me what time it is?Judge (looking at his watch): It's 10:30 a.m.Witness: Thank you. I have no further questions.
Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matches. They threw one cigarette overboard, which caused the whole boat to become a cigarette lighter.
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool. Will you choose the former or the latter?
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.