The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden? Squash
Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew.
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
How did the Turtle beat the Hare? It used a razor.
How do you know that your cat’s a free thinker? It shits outside the box
My doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear... I overheard him telling his colleague that I had "Serious healthy shoes".
Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
How do people in the Middle East bid farewell to each other? They Dubai
A young man is writing his grandmother a letter His friends sees it and asks him: who are you writing that letter?My grandma, the boy replies. Why are you writing so slowly? His friend asks him.She can’t read very fast!
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
A father goes to see his newborn grandson at the hospital When he holds his grandson for the first time, he looks at his son and says with tears in his eyes "I'm a grandpa!"Tears come to his sons eyes as he replies "Hi Grandpa, Im dad."