The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When you don’t qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize... ... Go for the Darwin Award!
Two nuns are in a dark closet, the first nun says "Where's the candle?" The second replies "Sure does".
So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.
A boy asks his Uncle: "Oh Uncle! How did you break your legs?!" The Uncle replies: *You see those stairs going downwards?*Boy: *Yeah*Uncle: *I didn't*
Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo
What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA) Water because butane is a lighter fluid
I finally came out of the closet today It took me forever to find the doorknob
I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
I was at the farm with my friend when we chanced upon a cow with multiple gunshot wound My friend looked up and said "holy cow"
There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.
Where was the wheel invented? In Tyre
There was an italian couple that went in Spain for holidays. A typical plate in Spain are the balls of the bull. They went in a restaurant and ordered them. When the plate camed there were some little balls. So they asked the waiter why they were that small.He said: it don't always pass good for the bullfighter.
What did the cop say when their stomach started growling? Stop! You're under a vest.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”