The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man was sentenced to death because be wouldn't stop banging on about the size of his testicles. He was publicly hung.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Back off, doc. I'll close this wound. Suture self.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile
My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes... "Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."
I met a man in the park with a wooden leg named Smith. I asked him what his other leg was called.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.