The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.