The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
How do you make a tissue dance You put a little boogie in it.
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. tldr, I'm covering for Gary this weekend.
My uncle was crushed by a piano.... His funeral was very low key
hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'
What do you call a sweatshirt on the ledge of the tower bridge? A jumper!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.