The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”
15 When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.