The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
I can’t believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.