The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
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Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night. The mime next door went nuts!
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Daughter: "Daddy, why didn't I get a sunburn?" Dad: "You can't, honey?" Daughter: "Really?" Dad: "You can only get a daughterburn."
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”