The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
9 and 5 walk into a haunted house... 9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.