The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
This joke could be thirty years too late. What do you call a leopard missing a paw?Deaf.
Went on a date with a Zulu girl and we talked for hours We just clicked.
Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
Never tell a cow a joke It’ll just go in through one ear and out through the udders.
Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
Man walks into a library ... says to the librarian in a loud voice, ‘please can I have fish chips and mushy peas twice’. The librarian says ‘this is a library’. The man apologies and whispers ‘sorry, Please can I have fish chips and mushy pease twice’.
Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea wee'd.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.