The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. “Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again,” he says. The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. “You missed the best act,” says his friend. “While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and pissed into the orchestra pit.”
When I was in the library, I found a book entitled "How To Solve 50% Of Your Problems" So I bought 2 copies.
How does loose leaf watch TV? Paper-view
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…