The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Someone: I'm afraid of Grease- Summer Nights. Therapist: Tell me more.
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys? Biased
There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging.
My wife arranged the plates by color and size... It’s a rare dish order