The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Psychologists have discovered a new way to see into the minds of those with ADHD They're calling it AD4K
What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? Don't look I'm changing!
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
What's the difference in how you cure bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu you need tweetment, if you have swine flu you just need oink-ment.
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, 'Do you want to hear today's special?' I said, 'Yes, please,' so he replied, 'No problem, sir. Today is special.'"
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe? Oh my toe sis!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
Why didn't the coffee bean go to the Halloween part? It was grounded.
What music do mummies like? Wrap music.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'