The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why does it take longer to get from st to nd base, than it does to get from nd to rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
Zoology Tip You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
My wife is furious at our next-door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.