The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway? About three pounds. (read outloud)
A man is checking in for a flight from Russia to America. Airport staff check his suitcase and see that he only has a bottle of vodka and a knife.They ask him: is this all your luggage?He replies: if I had something else, I would not go to America.