The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Breaking bad I was talking to someone about Breaking Bad and they asked me if I remembered who Hector Salamanca was, I told them that he rings a bell