The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Did you hear about the streaker that ran up to three nuns? The first one had a stroke.The second one had a stroke. And the third one didn't touch him at all.
My teacher just asked me what steps you should take when you’re in a burning building. Apparently, “really large ones” wasn’t the right answer.
What do you call a company that sells makeup? A foundation.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”