The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow? Milk and quackers
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe? A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.
A childhood classic my dad used to tell me: Q. Why was a frog flying?A. Because he ate a helium baloon.Q. Then why was a snake flying?A. Because it ate the flying frog.Q. Then why was the eagle flying?A. Because it has wings
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.