The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Two calendars fell in love with each other They went on a lot of dates
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week. Best. Trade. Ever!
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
Did you hear about the guy building an electric vehicle in a tree I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he succeeds
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.