The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Which knight is the protector of food? Sir Anwrap.
A german visits France... and he gets picked for a random check at the customs:- Name?- Albert Schmidt.- Nationalite?- German.- Occupation? (In a French accent)- No no, just visiting.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.