The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
Mrs. Goat : Honey, we're going to have a baby! Mr. Goat : You're kidding.
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
Why do pirates like to play the lottery so much? They really love ArrrrNG!
I’ve never tipped a cow. But, then again, I’ve never had one serve me drinks or a meal.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.