The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?' 'St. Nickel-less.'
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.