The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany." "Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?” The bartender says, “Y, long face.”
Friend: I think I have a crush on the president and the first lady. Me: You are bi-den?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
"I've got a visual lock on sandwiches" Where?"1 o'clock"1 o'clock?! I'm hungry now!
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