The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call the horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.