The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!