The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I was married by a judge... I should have asked for a jury
How did the Turtle beat the Hare? It used a razor.
What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound.So you go the police but they clam't help you.Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon.Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.
What disease do all comedians have? Sillyacts
Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
Why did the turtle go to AT&T because he couldn't sprint
Cargo Space So, a man goes into a car dealership. He asks the dealer, "cargo space?". The dealer replies "car no do that. car go road."
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said, 'Happy...,' and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said, '...40-second birthday.' I was so proud.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.