The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Saw people having an argument on their canal boat. Bit of argy bargy.
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man cooking sliced potatoes in oil... I asked him I asked him “Are you the friar?”He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...”
My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot. It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, How do you drive this thing?'
What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!