The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Where do you not want hide when playing hide and go seek in a hospital? The I-C-U.
A girl is at the doctor. The doctor is about to use the stethoscope and says "Big Breath" The girls says "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen"
My dad would lock us on the closet for hours at a time. He told us it was elevator training. Today, I was in an elevator, I nailed it!!
Why is "R" only a pirate's second favorite letter? Because their first love is the C.
How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer!
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'