The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
You are under arrest Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Okay, you man the guns. I'll drive."
Can February March? No, but April May!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.