The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What do you call a sweatshirt on the ledge of the tower bridge? A jumper!
Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction
Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles? It happened to me once in a blue moon.
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.