The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks.(Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat? Wendy’s
What do you call a boat full of dentists? A tooth ferry
A cow and a cat are chatting in a field... ...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion. The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib." And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."
Why don't Monsters eat Ghosts? They taste like sheet!!
What was the child who wouldn't nap guilty of? Resisting a rest!
How do turtles communicate with each other? With shell phones.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.